I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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