I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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