i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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