the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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