the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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