Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
