After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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