Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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