She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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