marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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