just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he shaved USA in his pubs
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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