i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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