This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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