Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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