Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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