erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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