I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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