I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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