I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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