Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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