apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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