ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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