You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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