Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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