You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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