: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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