Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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