I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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