I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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