have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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