Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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