it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery