I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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