Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
