Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Drunk walkin through police station. America
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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