Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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