My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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