My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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