Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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