is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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