On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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