You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
NoShamevember. You game?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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