That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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