That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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