I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Randomize