I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
These tits shall not be calmed
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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