I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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