So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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