I want to stick my p in your. b.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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