I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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