She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
im on a boat
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