we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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