omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
only if we run a train.
done.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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