real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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