Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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