So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
