...so i touched it.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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