he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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