She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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